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blacknoonajade reblogged wanderlustingdreamer
WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED
OH MY GOD
THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF
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gdharpo reblogged rosesareweirrd
A rough draft of the letter I’m gonna send to Leo with a homemade Oscar
GLORIOUS
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MOM, DAD, ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS CAN’T BE LEGAL! SOMEBODY HELP ME! HELP!
DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING, DEAR?
NOPE. CERTAINLY NOT OUR DAUGHTER WHO CAN’T SEEM TO CONTROL HER RAGING HORMONES AND IS GROUNDED UNTIL SHE PUPATES.
TOMMY AND I LOVE EACH OTHER! YOU CAN’T KEEP US APART!
THE HELL WE CAN’T. IS YOUR SIDE TIGHT, HONEY?
TIGHT AS A DRUM.
OH MY GOD I HATE YOU GUYS!
IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, SHARON.
YOU CAN COME OUT WHEN YOU LEARN TO ACT LIKE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, OR WHEN YOU ACTUALLY METAMORPHOSE INTO ONE.
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miyabailey reblogged charlesfugitt
Celebrate Black History Month - Eunique Jones
thought this was pretty cool!
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daenerysisthatbitch reblogged misterdelfuego
I’m just saying what you can’t say, but you feel the same goddamn way I feel. Bernie Mac, The Original Kings of Comedy
R.I.P to the Mac! Truly one of the greatest in my opinion…
-where tha cookies an shit?
Him downstairs.
I DARE anyone to try and slander da god
i read his book for summer reading once
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