"And I’ve spent far too long apologizing for that — my age, my color, my lack of classical beauty — that now at the age of…well at the age of 46 I’m very proud to be Viola Davis, for whatever it’s worth."
VIOLA DAVIS, Actress
TIPPING IS NOT A FUCKING “COURTESY”. TIPPING IS REQUIRED WHEN YOU GO OUT TO EAT SOMEWHERE AND EXPECT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING TO WAIT ON YOUR NEEDS/WANTS. IF IT WAS A COURTESY THEN SERVERS WOULDN’T BE MAKING $2.13/HR. /p>
Reblogging because niggas don’t know
There is an absolute art to calling in sick that should get you out of your shift 65% of the time. I usually get out of my shift like 85% of the time but I’ve anticipated that you’ll probably fuck the steps up or not go as hard as necessary when telling a complete lie to the managing staff.
These are funny as fuck, holy shit!